2008•03•17 ~ A note to God
Dear God,
Will you please do something about the damned Chinese government bastards and their irrational fears? Their fear is making them be evil, God. Please tell them to leave Tibet alone. Tell them to let your people go. Tell them to get the fuck out of Tibet or you'll shrink all their dicks to the size of mouse dicks, and all 500 million males will no longer be able to procreate. The Chinese, at least in China, will die off as a race. Just do it, God, I’m begging you as a totally flawed sinner, as a fallen Christian, as a human.
(Hey China, I know you're huge -- massive actually -- but could you please back the hell off. Really, why do you want to be in Tibet anyway. Call it yours, and leave the Tibetans alone. What's wrong with you? I seriously hope your Olympics flop big time.) Please, God, get all Old Testament on their Chinese asses. The Dalai Lama has given up on independence. He just wants the Chinese to stop picking on the Tibetan people. Just let them pray and study and "be" Tibetan, in peace...Is that so much to ask?
They are totalitarian pricks, God. It’s not the people of China, God. It’s their leaders, their government…their “ism”. But how do you get through to those leaders?If you do this, I'll try to be Christian again. I promise.
In the meantime, I will try to not buy anything from China. I will boycott the Olympics, completely. I will encourage my leaders to not trade with China – rather, to find countries with human rights to trade with.
I hope you're well, and not so disgusted by mankind's behaviour that you no longer care.
All the best
Amen
2 Comments
2. god had this to say: Mar 24, 2008 ~ 15:29 ~ #
Hello Dear One, received your message. Cannot acquiesce to your request, enough mice-dick-minded-men running about the planet as is. Will plant a seed instead. See if you can find it. Love, God